Bizarre Anti-Gay Editorial Explanations Department

“For years, we got the Christmas cards with the official family portrait — Roy Ashburn, his wife, kids and golden retriever, smiling for the camera. Political reporters tacked them up on their cubicle walls with the cards from other local politicians.”
-The executive editor of the The Bakersfield Californian starts his explanation of why they couldn’t cover the huge hypocritical gayness of CA State Sen Roy Ashburn with this “WHAT HUH? TACKED WHAT ON WHAT NOW?” moment.