"Beaner Hopping" Murder Trial Unable to Find Jurors
A Long Island courtroom is having trouble putting together a jury because the trial is of a white man who, along with his friends, spent his free time beating brown people, sometimes to death. So far, reports the Times, a substantial number of potential jurors have recused themselves from serving on the trial of said white man who, in this case, killed a guy who worked at a dry cleaners, saying that they are either related to Mexicans or because they despise illegal immigrants. But they’ll get there eventually, once they find people who have no opinion whatsoever on the irrelevant matter of immigration or, I guess, just straight up murdering strangers for no reason.