Australia Horrified By Comic Remarks About Its Princess

Scandal on Prison Island after comedian Fiona O’Loughlin brought that country to a standstill with a suggestion that National Treasure Bindi Irwin “needs a slap in the face.” Irwin is the daughter of revered Prison Islander Steve Irwin, who earned the love of fellow Australians by molesting reptiles on TV and then died. Outraged viewers “called O’Loughlin spiteful and hateful after her performance on ABC music quiz Spicks and Specks on Wednesday.” And now they’re going to beat her with a spoon.