Astrology Is A Lot Like Unicorns And Leprechauns (i.e. It's FAKE FAKE FAKE)

This is going to come as a shock to some of you, so brace yourselves: Astrology? It’s bullshit. Here’s some actual proof, not that those of you who believe in astrology will pay attention to that, particularly those born between March 21st and April 20th, who are all exactly the same kind of gullible.