A Doody Grows In Brooklyn

Tough times in Brooklyn, where an altercation between neighbors got very, very real: “The victim, who lives between Third and Fourth avenues, told police that he and his girlfriend returned to their building at 5 am to be welcomed by the aroma of excrement. The couple investigated the smell, only to find — we kid you not — a drunken man ‘covered in fecal matter’ sitting on the stairs outside his own apartment in the building. The man had damaged the victim’s door, which was now also ‘covered in fecal matter,’ according to a complaint filed with the Brooklyn DA’s office.”

Maybe the guy had just been shopping for lingerie. Anyway, read on (if you dare) to learn about an apparent guest service the Marriott hotel group offers its patrons. The zeitgeist? It is indeed fecal.