The Top 25 Things Strangers Have Said or Typed Upon Connecting with Me on ChatRoulette This Weekend

by Tyler Coates

25. “Ohhh, he’s cute!”

24. “lol”

23. “WHAT?!”

22. “SHOW US YOUR DICK.”

21. “sing me a song”

20. “Seth Green?”

19. “[Unintelligible screaming].”

18. “Nice glasses. Did your MOM make those glasses?”

17. “lemme see ur dick”

16. “u homo”

15. “wana see my tits :)”

14. “u look weird”

13. “FAG!!!”

12. “u german!?”

11. “nice porn stash”

10. “NICE BEARD!”

9. “Is that the guy who was brushing his teeth earlier?”

8. “are you on mythbusters”

7. “This guy looks like he belongs in The Hobbit.”

6. “[Acoustic cover of ‘Wonderwall’].”

5. “chuck norris?”

4. “GINGER!!!”

3. “40 yr old?”

2. “hey giga shit! you smell of sweat and monk like your dad’s asshole. your mother is so great that she can not see himself in the mirror and smells of the pat wart cream. your brother who you do not have as much mongolism that we should get him out of the way because he just makes the world worse.your aunt — tis face, she has lumps fork and now it is stuck in the ass on her. its true!!”

1. “FAGGOT!!!”

Tyler Coates spent way too much time on the Internet this weekend.