The Great Snow-Ploughing Of '10: The Ice-Covered Aftermath
Normally a contest like this offers some stiff competition, but it wasn’t even close: I am proud to award the title of Slipperiest Street I Walked Down Today to the south side of 10th Street between 1st and 2nd Avenues. I would also like to commend that block for finally teaching me the difference between my ass and my elbow, which, while both injured in the same fall, ache in entirely unique ways! Congratulations, shitty ice-covered sidewalk! You win! Be careful out there, everybody.