"That's Not A Knifecrime Island"

The colonies strike back, as stabby Prison Islanders show that they will not be outclassed by their former wardens: “ROBBERIES at knifepoint have soared almost 50 per cent in Victoria over the past five years, while possession of knives and other weapons are up a quarter in the same period…. Melbourne saw at least seven knife attacks between Friday and Sunday, while The Alfred hospital this week said it had treated 24 stabbing admissions in the past fortnight.”