Steroid Using Pawnbroker Gives Classy Farewell At Tavern

“For the good of the people of the state of Illinois and the Democratic Party, I will resign.”
-Illinois Democratic lieutenant governor nominee Scott Lee Cohen, who, uh, has had some troubles in his past, announced that he would drop out of the race last night “at the Hop Haus, a bar and restaurant at 7545 N. Clark, during the Super Bowl.”