Squalid Britons Extremely Casual About Hygiene

If you need yet more proof that the residents of Knifecrime Island are absolutely filthy individuals, here you go: “A poll suggests that more than half a million Britons only wash their sheets three times a year, allowing some 10 million bugs and dust mites to settle in for a night cap alongside them.” The poll reveals Londoners to be the most slovenly members of their verminous race, with almost 25% admitting that they only give their sheets a washing up every four months, which finally explains Dr. Johnson’s famous adage that “when a man is tired of London, he is — holy fuck am I itchy.”