Oh Hell Yes

AHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Oh, there’ll be more on this tomorrow from the straight man, if he doesn’t die from excitement and alcohol poisoning tonight, but meanwhile, let us officially give a big HELL YES to the Saints win tonight at the Bowl That Finally Deserves To Be Called Super. It’s sure nice to see New Orleans get a little attention after a few years of deadening quiet! (This, by the way, is what it sounds like inside a New Orleans household. Right???) Still, because this is America, tonight everyone’s a winner! (Even losers from Indiana.) Everyone’s a winner, that is, except anyone who wants to pay for sex in Miami tonight to celebrate.