Oh Hell Yes

Oh, there’ll be more on this tomorrow from the straight man, if he doesn’t die from excitement and alcohol poisoning tonight, but meanwhile, let us officially give a big HELL YES to the Saints win tonight at the Bowl That Finally Deserves To Be Called Super. It’s sure nice to see New Orleans get a little attention after a few years of deadening quiet! (This, by the way, is what it sounds like inside a New Orleans household. Right???) Still, because this is America, tonight everyone’s a winner! (Even losers from Indiana.) Everyone’s a winner, that is, except anyone who wants to pay for sex in Miami tonight to celebrate.