Male Birth Control Pill Will Ruin Your Chances Of "Accidental" Pregnancy

Ladies, before you get all excited about the idea of a male birth control pill, think about this: How are you going to trick your man into knocking you up with the baby that defines you as a woman? Do you really want to be some childless HAG? Because all you’re good for is babymaking, you know, and if you can no longer get a man loaded and then “forget” your contraception you will probably die alone. And no, cats don’t count.