Japanese Protect Zoogoers With Dangerous Furry Drill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AJxzTzWNBM

Thursday morning of the longest week so far this year? You bet your ass we’re going to start the day with some WACKY INTERNATIONAL VIDEO. We take you to the Ueno Zoo in Tokyo, where staffers took part in their bi-annual safety drill. What a time to be alive! (C’mon, it was either this or the latest installment from Jim Kosek, AccuWeather’s Howard Beale.) Anyway, if I’m police from the Twin Cities airport, I’m booking a flight to Tokyo right now, just to follow up.