How Can I Make My Children More Racist?

I got all excited-and then found out that it was one of those newfangled “ironic” headlines on this dad-blogger guide that PURPORTEDLY explains “How to Raise Racist Kids.” It isn’t really helping me in my quest to make various children more racist! It does suggest a few tips for making your kids “more racist,” such as pretending “everybody’s equal” and claiming that “simply putting our kids in a diverse environment will teach them that diversity is natural and good” doesn’t work. I don’t know, I’ve discovered more consistent techniques, like watching Lou Dobbs and going to skinhead-run dog fights.