Cigarette-Smoking Snake Smokes Cigarettes, Is Snake

Lights are for pussies

Sure, it’s from Tuesday, but since nothing on the Internet is ever really old, we’ll pass it along: Po, a “three-year-old reptile from Taipei in Taiwan has become hooked on nicotine, thanks to his owner Sho Lau’s 20-a-day habit.” He apparently gets really pissy when Sho Lau doesn’t have any smokes to spare, which, you know, I can totally identify with.