Be Like Very Famous Person's Wife, Says Political Figure

“We should take a page out of her playbook and take a nine iron and smash the window out of big government.”
-Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty , speaking at the Conservative Political Action Conference, suggests that conservatives should behave in a manner similar to the wife of a Very Famous Person when she discovered that he had done several Very Bad Things. Pawlenty did not go on to suggest that conservatives “fly a plane into the building of big government,” but he totally should have.