Awfulness of 'Cop Out' Forces Critic to Turn on Critics

“This is the kind of critically bilious emetic I would ordinarily pass by, looking the other way. But at the screening for alleged critics I attended, one lady reviewer old enough to know better went into high-pitched squeals of shrieking hysterics every time the cops described in detail their excrement, flatulence and penis size.”
-Rex Reed, reviewing “Cop Out,” indicates subtly that he has had it with you people laughing about poop and farting and dicks.