Also, Did You Know That Men Take Break-Ups Harder Than Women Do?

“When I’m going through a particularly savage break-up, I want Raymond Carver. I want Liz Phair. I want the number one greatest break-up song in the world. Give me specifics. You drink too much. I cheated. I hate your family. You find my personality repulsive. I don’t want to hear about how love is what makes us consider one another as human beings (which is true) or about how love is stepped on and denigrated but it’s actually the greatest thing in the world (also true). Right now all I want to do is fuck you and hate you and just be with you for one more day no matter what it takes. Because that is pathetic. And love is not pathetic.”
-About love, and the proper way one should use a break-up song (in this case, “Under Pressure”). You’ll have thoughts on this one.