Yoko Ono Memoir Coming In Foreseeable Future, Probably

In a memoir she plans to publish in 2015, Yoko Ono is apparently set to reveal why the Beatles broke up. For those of you who are worried that you might not be alive five years from now to learn the shocking truth, we provide this brief spoiler of the reason for the band’s dissolution: They weren’t really getting on well with each other at the time. Now you know!