World's FIRST SEX ROBOT Will Sex-Talk Sports With You, Sexily

“She knows exactly what you like. If you like Porsches, she likes Porsches. If you like soccer, she likes soccer.”
-Douglas Hines, inventor of the WORLD’S FIRST SEX ROBOT, which comes with five different personalities and “impressive, flesh-like, synthetic skin.” She can “talk” about all the things that interest you, including sports and cars! I am trying to find the non-depressing aspect of this story, but I have so far been unsuccessful. Also depressing: this.