Up Next: Massholes

“Massholes are not just an economically and educationally diverse bunch. They’re also more ethnically varied than Guidos: There are Jews, Irishmen, WASPs, Italians, and Portuguese who will happily cut you off on the Bourne Bridge and then give you the finger.” Awl pal Jess Grose suggests the next tribal culture the ethnographers at MTV should chronicle.