The Man Can't Bust Your Fake Smokes

U.S. District Judge Richard J. Leon has ruled that the FDA cannot bar “electronic cigarettes” from being imported into the country, finding that they are more or less the same as actual cigarettes and are not, in fact, a drug-delivery device. Leaving aside the fact that actual cigarettes, or “acoustic cigarettes,” are indeed a drug delivery device themselves (and one of the best kinds), this ruling makes me sad, because “electronic cigarettes” are for pussies, and the word “vaping,” which is used to describe the process of inhalation, is just awful.