Spoiler: Hurley Dies

“I live in a republic where once a year, our President delivers an address, the State of the Union, that beyond being mandated by the Constitution, also helps to constitute our union by focusing all eyes on all three branches of our government. The annual address sets the tone for the year ahead, and helps remind us of our elected leaders’ solemn obligation to communicate their intentions to a public they so often fail while in office.” So shut the fuck up about Obama potentially pre-empting the premiere of “Lost,” Season Six, okay?