Osama bin Laden Must Not Realize How COLD It Is This Morning

Al-Qaeda lead singer Osama bin Laden’s latest mixtape just dropped, and it sounds like he’s looking to broaden his audience. In the message, which I had to read about several times just to make sure it wasn’t some kind of joke or parody, bin Laden blamed Western industrialized nations

for hunger, desertification and floods across the globe, and called for “drastic solutions” to global warming, and “not solutions that partially reduce the effect of climate change.”

He also wants to boycott American products and has a huge problem with dollarization.

“We should stop dealings with the dollar and get rid of it as soon as possible,” he said. “I know that this has great consequences and grave ramifications, but it is the only means to liberate humanity from slavery and dependence on America.”

So basically he’s Naomi Klein now?