New York Giving Me Even More Reasons To Not Let You Bum A Smoke

This is some bullshit right here: New York State is gonna slap another dollar of taxes on cigarettes, bringing the average price of a pack up to $217. What the FUCK? This is ALL I HAVE LEFT TO ME. If anything is gonna somehow turn me Republican, this might be it. You soda drinkers are gonna take a hit, too, but let’s focus on the important issue here: The state of New York is taking away all my fun. Good lord, it’s like they don’t want me to smoke or something. [Via]