Ladies: Your Ass Looks Big In This Relationship

Listen up, all you broads who are worried about your figure: Some study says that living with a man will make you catch fat. You’ll gain even more weight if you have his babies, but just by virtue of sharing space with him you’re going to pack on the pounds. Still, with research showing that even spinsters who no man could love manage to put on a ten-spot weightwise, is it really fair to blame men for the inevitable enlargening of the fairer sex? Yeah, why not? They pretty much ruin everything else, might as well put this one on their tab too.