Jokes We Have Not Successfully Made Today

Spent a long time trying to craft a joke about the “lights being out in Reagan” or some such, in light (har) of the power failure at Reagan Airport b/w you know, Reagan having been, even when he was the President and healthy, not entirely occupied with the role (so to speak). Couldn’t really get there-at least without being hideously offensive. It’s hard going back to work after vacation, right?