I Got My Carpal Tunnel From Screwing

A new theory on carpal tunnel syndrome: “The etiology of non-occupational carpal tunnel syndrome is not well understood. It is proposed that carpal tunnel syndrome can develop during sexual intercourse when the hands become repeatedly extended while under pressure from the weight of the upper body.” I am fully on board with this. I would much rather that people thought my bent and mangled hands are a result of delivering serious poundings rather than blogging.