Apple Tablet: A Hopeful Prediction

Leeeeeeeeeeee!

Once, during a concert in the last century, dub legend Lee “Scratch” Perry astonished the crowd by whipping out his dick and announcing, “Here’s the messiah you’ve all been waiting for.” I am not saying that Steve Jobs is going to do the same thing during today’s Apple Tablet presentation, but you’ve got to admit that it would be kind of cool.