A Message from Harold Ford

Oh hi. I’m Harold Ford.

There are some things you should know about me.

I write in suspiciously New York Post-like paragraphs of one sentence in length.

And I do it very declaratively.

Was that a word? Sure. Is anything I’m writing making sense? You know it.

Anyway. Even though no one has ever seen me, I have been living in New York City for at least 36 months now, according to my lawyers, and one time I went to the Odeon.

Here is a pic of me that Steven Rubenstein just took. LOL. Is kinda silly right?

Ok pls pls pls pls write me back okay? And don’t forget: MY NAME IS HAROLD FORD AND I AM A VAMPIRE FOR YOUR ATTENTION.