A Field Guide to the Acronymical Kingdom, Part One, with Willa Paskin

by Willa Paskin

The Omg is an intensely social creature native to the savanna and abandoned urban centers. It continuously uses its five vocalizing trumpets to ululate to its kin, transmitting, as far as specialists can tell, information of limited relevance.

The Omg is an intensely social creature native to the savanna and abandoned urban centers. It continuously uses its five vocalizing trumpets to ululate to its kin, transmitting, as far as specialists can tell, information of limited relevance. The Omg’s three legs make it remarkably stable and provide excellent support for its over-developed upper body, but limit its motility. Despite the fact that the Omg can not go anywhere in a hurry, it remains unpopular with predators due to its extremely acidic blood supply.

Willa Paskin is features editor at Blackbook and a contributing writer at Double X. This is just the beginning of her new life as a cartoonist.