Silvio Doesn't Understand

“”How can they say such things? Me, instigate violence?”
-A baffled Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, responding to suggestions that “he had himself created the current climate with his often violent attacks on judges and journalists who he claims are mounting a conspiracy to oust him by exposing corruption allegations and scandals in his sex life.” Berlusconi, who was smacked in the face with a souvenir statuette on Sunday, left the hospital this morning.