Scantily Clad Vandal Defaces Iconic Symbol Of Loose Slots

Um, this is one you’re probably just going to have to read for yourselves, but here’s a taste: “[A] barefoot man wearing a barrel and a Santa’s hat threw red paint on the front of the ‘Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas’ sign and black paint on the back of it.” Also: The man-named Joe Pepitone, although presumably not that one-”who was half-naked, said he had lost his job and gambling winnings.” And: “Pepitone tripped and cried after defacing the sign, and he complained of ear ringing, so an ambulance transported him to a local hospital for treatment.” Okay!