POLL: WHY AM I LOSING THIS POLL?

OMG, you guys, the ones still on the Internet, both of you: me and Balk are totes currently losing the Mediaite poll of “top online editor of 2009.” To HARVEY LEVIN! I am never going to sleep again. (Because I am playing Yoko Ono’s Season of Glass really loud in the office, because Balk is leaving for precious family time, and that album is so upsetting!)