Orrin Hatch Gives Jews The Gift Of Song

“I feel sorry I’m not Jewish sometimes.”
-Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-Utah) discusses “Eight Days of Hanukkah,” his first foray into Hebraic balladry. “Anything I can do for the Jewish people, I will do. Mormons believe the Jewish people are the chosen people, just like the Old Testament says.” You’ll want to stick around for the part where he seductively unbuttons his shirt and whips out his mezuzah. There’s plenty more here.