New York State Gay Marriage GOES DOWN IN FLAMES BURNING *CRASH* *BURN*

By 38–24, the gay marriage bill fails in the New York State Senate. You know who voted against it? Former New York City Councilmember HIRAM MONSERRATE. It is our editorial opinion that he can go fuck himself. He was endorsed by, among others, The Lesbian and Gay Democratic Club of Queens, after a good deal of gay outreach. Here’s the roll call. Pick an enemy today!