Matt Lauer Loses His Mind on TV

Today’s Matt Lauer, interviewing that LESBIAN Meredith Baxter, known to old people as Mrs. Keaton on Family Ties, this morning: “So this first relationship you had with another woman. Did it create one of those B-movie moments when you go home and you go into the bathroom and you look in the mirror and you go, ‘I’m gay!’ And then you repeat it six or seven times? Or was it a more subtle-” End verbatim transcript. So. How many questions do you have about this question? For starters, what B-movie is this, and on what cable channel may I watch it immediately, please? And what personal experience of his own does this draw upon? What does Matt Lauer say to his bathroom’s mirror? Is it all about Katie Couric still? And, and, and what?