Leave Now While You Still Can!

This is more or less the last “real” Friday of 2009-and the decade!-as next week begins the annual process of half-assing your way to the holidays. E-mails will go unanswered, work will be put off until the depressing post-New Year’s return, and even the most minimal of efforts will seem somehow superhuman. So a quick note to those of you who still have jobs out there: You might want to sneak out early. Like right now. Because today’s pretty much the last day they can lay you off, and they probably won’t do it if you’re not there. Let’s meet at a bar somewhere and celebrate, this urinary tract infection of a year is ALMOST OVER.