If You Look Young You Will Live Longer

Good news for those of you who are still getting carded: “People who look young for their age enjoy a longer life than those who look older than their years, according to a study of twins.” The study focused on “perceived age,” and over a seven-year period, researchers found that the twins who were thought to look older than their siblings were more likely to die first. I have been subject to terrible stress acne over the last year or so, which I’m going to assume makes me look like a teenager and is further proof that I will never die.