ETHS, We Will Fight For You!
“Four Evanston Township High School students have been charged with misdemeanors after a student from New Trier Township High School was pulled from his car and beaten after a close basketball game between the schools.” Yeah, the Harvard-Dartmouth squash heckling incident earlier this month? That can totally suck it. My garbage alma mater is here to bring it. We will pull you out of your car and put you in intensive care when we lose a sporting event. (via)