Drunk Santa Isn't Fooling Anyone

“This time of year everyone wants to see Santa, but no one wants to see an intoxicated Santa.” I would dispute that-there is nothing that says Christmas to me more than an overweight man in a red suit with rheumy eyes and a vague sense of befuddlement as to how he came to this point in this life-but I understand that my sentimental associations with the holiday are not universal, so I guess I can see the point. I also love how even Wisconsin’s youngest children know what drunk looks like.