Christmas Card Leaves Gingers Seeing Red

British retailer Tesco has apologized after one of its Christmas cards, which reads “SANTA loves all kids. Even GINGER ones,” unsurprisingly provoked fury in people with red hair, who tend to be the quickest to fly off the handle in explosive rage. “It is never our intention to offend any customer and we are sorry if this card caused any upset,” said a spokeswoman for the company, which has withdrawn the card.