Be A George W. Bush Achiever!

Ya like freedom, responsibility, opportunity, and compassion? Course ya do, you’re an American. Ya know who else is big into that stuff? George W. Bush! In fact, they were the core principles of his time in office. And now you can stand with the former president and his lovely wife Laura by becoming a Charter Member of the George W. Bush Presidential Center. In fact, if you contribute $50 or more, “your name will also be included in the Freedom Registry on permanent display at the Center.” Normally I would be totally into this, but ever since the guy drove the economy into the ditch I’ve been out of work, so I don’t really have that kind of cash available to throw around. But, hell, someone must, right?