Bankers Still Like Fucking Around
Every time you say something bad about a banker, you make him cheat: “Reviled by the public and spurned in private, bankers have been looking for solace in adultery, according to a dating website for people seeking affairs…. The list shows that public revulsion for bankers combined with a lack of affection in private was the top reason for having an affair, followed closely by the excitement of doing something risky, escaping boredom, feeding the ego and one-upping the boys with a trophy mistress.”