Did You Already Mess Up Thanksgiving Week?
Doh, here’s some good advice about how to deal with this week that we forgot to give you yesterday. Sorry! Hope you figured it out! “Tuesday Night: Have sex with your spouse. Your family is getting in on Wednesday night and nobody is getting laid with in-laws in the other room. Unless you miss the kind of quiet and terrified sex you used to not do very much of in high school, Wednesday night is a non-starter. Sitting on your couch Thursday night while a small petting zoo rests in your stomach doesn’t make anybody feel sexy either. And it’s not going to get better over the weekend.”