And nicely timed for that pre-Thanksgiving news lull to boot!

Congratulations to Silvio Berlusconi, who has been selected by the editors of Italian Rolling Stone as “rock star of the year” for being the person who best “distinguishes himself during the year for his decidedly rock and roll personality and lifestyle.” And congratulations to the editors of Italian Rolling Stone, who know a great gimmick when they see one. Everybody wins!